http://tv.cream.org/themes/spiderman.mp3
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.
In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.
Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Action is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider man.
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No point to make here, just entertaining the children on a rainy summer vacation day and thought I'd share :grin:
Wasn't there a schoolkids version - 'Spiderman, spiderman, paralyzed his .....'? ???
adeshell
I thought he burnt his knob in a frying pan
On 2003-06-04 12:21, manc1976 wrote:
adeshell
I thought he burnt his knob in a frying pan
I remember that one -perhaps it was a Mancunian thing?
I think "Jesus Christ, Superstar" probably had the most "alternative" versions of all the songs doing the rounds when I was at school.
p.s. for those who thought the link was to the lyrics, it's not, the theme tune should play when you click on it :roll: :lol:
His knob also ended up in the frying pan in both North Wales and Berkshire, where I was at school, so a bit more widespread.
must have been a big knob eek
Speaking of twisted lyrics........
"C'mon baby won't you take a chance,
Stick yer 'and down me underpants and let's dance (la la la la, la la la la la) oh let's dance (la la la la, la la la la la)"
lol
Well, it's amused me for years! eek
Debs x smile
What was 'paralyzed his willy on a Dustbin Lid..'? Was that the Jesus Christ superstar one?
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On 2003-06-05 12:15, adeshell wrote:
What was 'paralyzed his willy on a Dustbin Lid..'? Was that the Jesus Christ superstar one?
Sounds a bit like it. The one I particularly remember is:
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Wears frilly knickers and a see-through bra
That one was popular at footy matches in the 70's for insulting star players. I can recall Kevin Keegan being a main recipient.
The lyrics would be their name, the superstar bit and then "looks like a woman and he wears a bra" which was probably quite cutting back then!
Since you started this thread I've not been able to get that damn tune out of my head! I go to sleep silently singing "Spiderman, spiderman......." roll wink
Debs x smile
Dyou remember the footy song that went 'Theres a circus in the town (in the town), Kevin Keegan is the clown (is the clown),????...to the tune of 'heads, shoulders, knees and toes'...
On 2003-06-07 18:50, pilgrim_007 wrote:
That one was popular at footy matches in the 70's for insulting star players. I can recall Kevin Keegan being a main recipient.
The lyrics would be their name, the superstar bit and then "looks like a woman and he wears a bra" which was probably quite cutting back then!
No - never heard that one. Where did you hear it at?