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How come over here the Margarine ALWAYS, But ALWAYS falls off the knife when you are trying to spread it?????
???
The gravity's different here because the size of the continental land mass is greater
so if bread will always fall butter side down.............and cats always land on their feet............

What happens if you butter the back of a cat?

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On 2003-03-31 21:48, adeshell wrote:
The gravity's different here because the size of the continental landlubber mass is greater


:eek: :lol:

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On 2003-03-31 21:52, manc1976 wrote:
so if bread will always fall butter side down.............and cats always land on their feet............

What happens if you butter the back of a cat?


You'll get had up for killing the cat in the first place?

What if the cat doesn't have a passport?

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On 2003-03-31 21:52, manc1976 wrote:
so if bread will always fall butter side down.............and cats always land on their feet............

What happens if you butter the back of a cat?

Margarine always falls off a knife, yes of course because of the gravity factor but please don't forget it's also made of 56 different chemicals which, ex margarine tub, will fall apart immediately.

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On 2003-03-31 23:09, Lizzi wrote:
Margarine always falls off a knife, yes of course because of the gravity factor but please don't forget it's also made of 56 different chemicals which, ex margarine tub, will fall apart immediately.


So the only way you can enjoy it is to consume the tub as well...

There is no way to enjoy margarine
Teach me to ask a stupid question I suppose razz

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On 2003-03-31 23:19, monster wrote:
There is no way to enjoy margarine


Fair point :wink:

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