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SPEEDTV times Eastern:

Subtract 3 hours for Pacific time.

Saturday, September 28, 2002

10:00 am
FORMULA ONE PRACTICE
USA Grand Prix - Saturday Session

2:00 pm
FORMULA ONE QUALIFYING
USA Grand Prix

10:00 pm
FORMULA ONE QUALIFYING
USA Grand Prix

2:30 am
FORMULA ONE QUALIFYING
USA Grand Prix

Sunday, September 29, 2002

9:30 am
FORMULA 1 RACE WARMUP
United States Grand Prix

<!-- BBCode Start --><font color=#ffff00>ON ABC!!!!!!!!!!!</font><!-- BBCode End -->

ABC Times Pacific

Add 3 hours for Eastern Time

10:30 am
FORMULA 1 RACE
United States Grand Prix

The race will also be shown, with full BernieVision on SpeedTV next week.

:smile:

kewl!

Bring back Senna and Mansell!

Stuff them -bring back Murray Walker.

lol

hic

Just make it a little more predictable than 'sausage breath' winning everything and reading over zealous chirpy posts about grand prix coverage! wink

Suasage Breath?

Who do you mean?

You gotta watch more Blackadder maczipster!!

here's a snippet from Blackadder 2

T is torturer
E is Edmund
L is Ludwig the Indestructable

In the Prison

(T is holding his scythe, ready to have a go at Edmund. Prince Ludwig
enters, shouts `Stop!' and whips T down, who screams a bit and remains
cowering.)

L: Forgive me, Herr Blackadder. I have been neglecting my duties as a host.
Please accept my appoloaggies.

E: I accept nothing from a man who imprisons his guests in a commode.

L: I hope this scum (T burbles a bit) has not inconweenienced you.

E: It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to inconweenience
*me*.

L: Good. If he had inconweenienced you, I was going to offer you his tongue.

E: Believe me, sir: if he had inconweeniened me, you would not have a tongue
with which to make such an offer.

L: Let me assure you, Herr Blackadder: if I no longer had a tongue with which
to make such an offer, you would no longer have a tongue with which to tell
me that, if I had inconweenienced you, I would no longer have a tongue with
which to offer you his tongue.

E: Yes, well, enough of this banter. Who the hell are you, sausage breath?

L: You do not remember me then, Herr Blackadder?

E: I don't believe I had the pleasure.

L: Oh, on the contrary. We have met many times, although you knew me by
another name. Do you recall a mysterious black marketeer and smuggler
called Otto with whom you used to dine and plot and play the biscuit game
at the Old Pizzle in Dover?

E: My God!

L: Yes! I was the waitress.

E: (shocked) I don't believe it! *You*? Big Sally?

L: (falsetto) `Will you have another piece of pie, My Lord?'

E: ...but I went to bed with you, didn't I?

L: For my country, I am willing to make any sacrifice.

E: Yes, but I'm not! I must have been paralytic!

L: Indeed you were, Mr. Floppy...

E: Yes, alright, alright (obscured by laughter). Now, would you mind--

L: (again falsetto) `Such a disappointment for a girl...'

E: Yes, alright, you've had your little joke.

L: `It really doesn't matter -- we'll try again in a few minutes. Have a look
through these naughty parchments.'

E: Oh, yes, we *are* proud of our comic serving-wench voice, aren't we? Just
because we can say `Zur' instead of `Sir', (??) sense at all social
gatherings the tedious little turd who keeps putting on amusing voices.

L: (angered, shouts) Be quiet!

E: What else have you got in your outstandingly inventive repertoire, I
wonder... Aaah, a brilliant drunk Glaswegian, no doubt. An hilarious
black man: `See you, Jimmy, where am dat watty-melon'. (obscured by
laughter) I can't wait for your side-splitting poof and that funny little
croaky one who isn't anyone in particular, but he's such a scream. And
most of all, I like the one you do all the time, that fatheaded German

do you get the idea now?
and no its not Ludwig either?? :wink:

I gettit.....

I was being a bit dense this morning!

grin

Hmmm, let me guess who finished 1 & 2 this time ...

Just finished watching it on video. I don't care who won, it was just brilliant being able to watch a race end to end with British commentary! Hurrah! First race I've seen in two years! Whoopeeeeeeeee! grin

Williams? Donkeys.

I dont know if anyone else is as sad as me (as if? wink ) but I watch Sportscenter on ESPN and from what I see there was nothing at all about the US Grand Prix?

There was Nascar, of course NFL and MLB Ryder Cup and etc. but no Formula one?

It just seems a little odd because ESPN is one and the same as ABC isnt it?

anyone else notice this ?

all the best

Alan ???

Whadda ya sayin' like?

We can move like the best of them!

lol