06-19-2008, 04:07 PM
Received in today's e-mail:
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially
when working under your vehicle...From the Northwest
Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,only to have
their car break down in the parking lot.The man told
his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to seea small group of people
near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair
of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts,
and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep
breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.
She looked across the hood and found herself staring
at her husband, who had been standing idly by..The
mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his
forehead.
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially
when working under your vehicle...From the Northwest
Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,only to have
their car break down in the parking lot.The man told
his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to seea small group of people
near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair
of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts,
and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep
breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.
She looked across the hood and found herself staring
at her husband, who had been standing idly by..The
mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his
forehead.