British Expatriate Network

We haven't had one in ages....



"Bush hires fictional character to find fictional WMDs"

Unable to produce God for a scheduled press conference, Bush pulls next best fictional character out of hat.

Bush comes out as a born again bunnyist.

Secret service unhappy with new dress code.

Rent a bunny explains "My, bad I thought this was 1600 Pennsylvania St...can I borrow your phone?"

"Sorry George, Jesus was was already booked. besides, the bunny is cheaper and more people recognise him as a Christian symbol. It will appeal to the young and bring in the trailer park vote"

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Dubya even fails hiring pussy.

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Arsene Wenger tries to make another Philippe Senderos.

Asked to sum their season, Wegner replies with a mime.