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Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His wife is lying in bed and replies "I think you'll find that's
a sheep, you idiot."

The man says "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."

better aussie joke .

two guys where hunting in the outback and one got bitten by a snake on his penis .
BRUCE thats the one who got bite says to JOE ( THE OTHER GUY ) have we got any snake bite antidote ???

no says JOE but ill drive to the nearest doctor and get some advise .

apon arriving at the doctors he is informed by the physician that there is no antidote avialable and the only cure would be to suck the venom out or the patient would die .

on his return to the scene BRUCE asked JOE what did the doctor say ??

answer from JOE your gonna die BRUCE