British Expatriate Network

It was a lazy summer afternoon and two blokes were enjoying the sun and a beer in the garden. On the other side of the street, a big old dog was giving itself a slow and detailed wash. When it started to lick the the family jewels, one bloke said, "You know", nodding towards the dog, "I wish I could do that."

His mate thought about this for a minute or two, and then said, "He might let you if you ask him nicely."