Press Report - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday, at the Crown Court, when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and guidelines requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Chelsea Football Club, whom the boy firmly believes are no longer capable of beating anyone.
Press Report - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday, at the Crown Court, when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and guidelines requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Chelsea Football Club, whom the boy firmly believes are no longer capable of beating anyone.
Oy you.............that's completely out of order :twisted: :twisted:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
lol
Yeah had me going there for a minute, not being in the Jokes section and all.
ROFLMAO!!! London you're funny... -)
HA HA HA HA! I like that!
Press Report - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday, at the Crown Court, when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and guidelines requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Chelsea Football Club, whom the boy firmly believes are no longer capable of beating anyone.
Thats beating a man when he is down ,not nice very funny thou :lol:
I heard they gave six of the best today.... ;)
I heard they gave six of the best today.... ;)
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: ...and about time too!
I heard they gave six of the best today.... ;)
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: ...and about time too!
Very generous of Man. City to show up minus a defense. :D