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Well, Moo's post on the gay politician got me thinking on his point about 71 being too old for sex.

All I could think of was Moo's penis and how it must be small because surely the only reason why 71 would be too old for him would be because his penis will have shrunk too much and be non-functional ;)

And then I remembered a show I downloaded from the UK regarding the size of a man's penis and how even though he felt it was very small it was still considered within the limits of normal. However, when he showed it to the cameras I could understanding his point, and so could he when he saw a porn star's penis in real life!!! I still laugh just thinking about his reaction.

So guys and girls, does size matter? Moo, are the birds pleased with your tackle? Or, as has been commented on the size of a woman's boobs, more than a mouth full just isn't worth it D

Well, on a personal note, I like to feel there's something going on in there otherwise it's like shoving a pencil up a corridor.

And from an aesthetic POV a decent sized todger is more appealing than an acorn....makes you want to have fun with it!

Good question girlie!

Debs x -)

yes.

in some dimensions,.

It could be a foot long, but still unimpressive in girth. It's the diameter wot counts. (mostly ;) ) We like to feel it at the sides.....

...and if it was a foot long, you might well miss out on the ball action, unless you're Miss Longest Cunt Of the Universe.

...plus if you have an IUD, a deep thrust from a long willy could lead to an untimely end of shennanikins.

so the moral of the post is, more width, we don't give a monkey's about length, so long as it's in the ball park P

In the words of famed songstress Maria Muldaur, (Midnight at the Oasis) " It ain't the meat, it's the motion, that makes your moma want to rock!!!!!

First of all 71 is not to old for sex ..i was 70 years young on my birthday which was yesterday .
size depends i suppose on were its playing the organ might be to small if it was playing in a cathedral and not the local parish church .

Can this be true ??? i was taught at a early aGE about the size of cunts and was told they only come in 2 sizes large and extra large .
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So it does depend who is taking part in the action .
i had a girl one who had seen so much action she had worn the thing out .

it was like throwing a brick down a alley

Moo defend yourself lol