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http//news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6923577.stm

So, although I am supposed to be better/quicker at some things, I am also heading for the looney bin shock It was bad enough when they decided to let me know that I will die younger than the average.

I'm sure when I tell the other half he will not be surprised roll

Anyone else joining me, or are all you lefties going to run and hide lol
"Dr Fred Kavalier, a consultant geneticist at London's Guy's Hospital, said: "I don't think left-handed people should be alarmed."
That we're at risk of schizophrenia? of having an accident? of getting in a fight with some frenchman?
Ever played ping pong with a leftie? you'll be beaten, severely. 'tis a problem though- the whole world seems to be right handed- cars, chainsaws, cheque-books, and now the scientists have gotten involved- maybe the next discovery is the gene which makes people bad drivers-heh heh :roll:
Does the same rule apply to * LEFTIES * when we talk about politics .... lmao?
So what happens if you're born left handed and forced to use your right hand, as I was, cos of the forces of darkness and wot not? Does this mean I'll only be bi-polar on alternate Wednesdays, if I decide to become ambidextrous again, or does it mean, ( evil laugh) I will live forever and rule the world twisted

annie @ Tue 31 Jul, 2007 11:34 am Wrote:
So what happens if you're born left handed and forced to use your right hand, as I was, cos of the forces of darkness and wot not? Does this mean I'll only be bi-polar on alternate Wednesdays, if I decide to become ambidextrous again, or does it mean, ( evil laugh) I will live forever and rule the world :twisted:


:lol: The same thought crossed my mind.

Ben @ Tue 31 Jul, 2007 Wrote:

annie @ Tue 31 Jul, 2007 11:34 am Wrote:
So what happens if you're born left handed and forced to use your right hand, as I was, cos of the forces of darkness and wot not? Does this mean I'll only be bi-polar on alternate Wednesdays, if I decide to become ambidextrous again, or does it mean, ( evil laugh) I will live forever and rule the world :twisted:


:lol: The same thought crossed my mind.


Okie dokie then, left handed pistols at midnight :wink:

s'mine, s'mine, all mine, :lol:

I didn’t read the article in full but (after spending 10 years in Malaysia) I have never noticed (in any other country) so many left handed people as I do here, just to add a bit of fuel to the fire, there’s plenty of schizo’s as well grin
Jimmy White never ruled the snooker world, that's for sure.
So I write left handed but do everything else right handed...yep, even that. So does that mean my split personality will have a split personality??
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