07-19-2007, 10:03 AM
Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator)
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> The Honorable Tom Harkin
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> 731 Hart Senate Office Building
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> Phone (202) 224 3254
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> Washington, DC 20510
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> Dear Senator Harkin,
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> As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
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> Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
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> Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process
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> for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
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> My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
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> illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the
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> Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's
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> provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United
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> States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a
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> $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a
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> good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started
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> Before everyone figures it out.
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> Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes
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> every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of
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> taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can
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> apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result
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> for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
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> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
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> emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped
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> paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could
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> save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status
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> would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative
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> to her law school
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> applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges
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> throughout the United States for my son.
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> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden
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> of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
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> insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still
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> have college age children driving my car.
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> If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal
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> (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would
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> be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
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> Your Loyal Constituent,
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> Donald Ruppert
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> Burlington, IA
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> Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service
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> 1-800-289-1040.
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> Please pass this onto your friends so they can save on this great
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> offer!!!!
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> The Honorable Tom Harkin
>
> 731 Hart Senate Office Building
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> Phone (202) 224 3254
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> Washington, DC 20510
>
>
>
> Dear Senator Harkin,
>
>
>
> As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
>
> Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
>
> Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process
>
> for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>
>
>
> My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
>
> illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the
>
> Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's
>
> provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United
>
> States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a
>
> $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a
>
> good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started
>
> Before everyone figures it out.
>
>
>
> Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes
>
> every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of
>
> taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can
>
> apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result
>
> for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
>
>
>
> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
>
> emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped
>
> paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could
>
> save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status
>
> would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative
>
> to her law school
>
> applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges
>
> throughout the United States for my son.
>
>
>
> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden
>
> of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
>
> insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still
>
> have college age children driving my car.
>
>
>
> If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal
>
> (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would
>
> be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
>
>
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> Your Loyal Constituent,
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> Donald Ruppert
>
> Burlington, IA
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>
>
> Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service
>
> 1-800-289-1040.
>
>
>
> Please pass this onto your friends so they can save on this great
>
> offer!!!!
>
>
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