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JohnA @ Thu 10 May, 2007 7:08 am Wrote:

You mean your so intorarant that you dont allow bigamy ,incest, and sex slavery ..

sorry cant join your church with restictions like that :lol:

Intorarant? Is it wrong of me to imagine you pulling your eyes and saying ching chong ching chong?

/like I'd let you into my church anyway
//I do have some standards
///no long hair and no fat chicks

VegasRudeBoy @ Thu 10 May, 2007 Wrote:

JohnA @ Thu 10 May, 2007 7:08 am Wrote:

You mean your so intorarant that you dont allow bigamy ,incest, and sex slavery ..

sorry cant join your church with restictions like that :lol:

Intorarant? Is it wrong of me to imagine you pulling your eyes and saying ching chong ching chong?

/like I'd let you into my church anyway
//I do have some standards
///no long hair and no fat chicks

:roll: :lol:

monster @ Tue Mar 27, 2007 15:24 Wrote:

[url=http://www.kentucky.com/454/story/26286.html]

When does it stop? "Officer, your breathalizer may measure an illegal amount of alcohol in my system, but I can assure you that is not really the case. That 'evidence' was put there by the devil to make you think wine is bad, when we all know that Jesus drank wine and God would not give us anything bad. That reading is simply a test of your faith" :???:

This from a criminal defese attorney in NH defending a possession of marijuana matter:

"...based in the admonition that God gave all the plants to humankind for its use and benefit and that since any such use bears the imprimatur of God, it is an inalienable right with which governments interfere at their peril."

Rob S @ Fri 11 May, 2007 Wrote:

monster @ Tue Mar 27, 2007 15:24 Wrote:

[url=http://www.kentucky.com/454/story/26286.html]

When does it stop? "Officer, your breathalizer may measure an illegal amount of alcohol in my system, but I can assure you that is not really the case. That 'evidence' was put there by the devil to make you think wine is bad, when we all know that Jesus drank wine and God would not give us anything bad. That reading is simply a test of your faith" :???:

This from a criminal defese attorney in NH defending a possession of marijuana matter:

"...based in the admonition that God gave all the plants to humankind for its use and benefit and that since any such use bears the imprimatur of God, it is an inalienable right with which governments interfere at their peril."

well its better than the *its was two other guys in blacks hoods * defence :lol:

Rob S @ Fri 11 May, 2007 5:15 am Wrote:

This from a criminal defese attorney in NH defending a possession of marijuana matter:

"...based in the admonition that God gave all the plants to humankind for its use and benefit and that since any such use bears the imprimatur of God, it is an inalienable right with which governments interfere at their peril."

Ah... the Rastafarian Defence :mrgreen:

Quote:

The Ark had plenty of room for all the animals, including the dinosaurs. It was carefully built to fulfill the needs of each passenger as they rested in safety during the great Flood. Many of the animals may have slept through most of the trip.

Noah did not have to go out and find the animals. God brought each one. This probably included a young pair of each main type of dinosaur. Perhaps God just included the basic types of dinosaurs He first created; not every variety that had developed since Creation.

Young dinosaurs would be small and easier to care for and would use less food. It would have been foolish to fill up space on the Ark with the oldest, biggest adults.

http://www.christiananswers.net/dinosaurs/j-ark1.html

http://christiananswers.net/

All the answers, including how kangeroos got on the ark :D

VegasRudeBoy

JohnA

Rob S

JohnA

VegasRudeBoy

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