British Expatriate Network

My wife showed me this site - it's a menu an American expat tried to order from in China. Luckily it had all the dishes written out in English. Unfortunately, it's in an English never seen by anyone before.

http//www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php

I like the last one....

Très amusant.

lol

Oh dear gods I hurt after reading that

/thanks mate

I quite fancy the 'large intestine pot'....

Or is that what you need after eating some of this? shock

Tears are flowing lol

I didn't see that one -how much is it?

funny spilt my coffee .

Flied lice isnt on the menu ..