British Expatriate Network

I understand these are from the Washington Post


1. Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

2. Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

3. Giraffiti (n) Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

4. Sarchasm (n) The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

5. Inoculatte (v) To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

6. Hipatitis (n) Terminal coolness.

7. Osteopornosis (n) A degenerate disease. (This one got extra
credit.)

8. Karmageddon (n) It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

9. Decafalon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

10. Glibido (v) All talk and no action

11. Dopeler effect (n) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

12. Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

13. Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

14. Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

I have another - maybe not so new but in the same category:

beepilepsy: sudden jerking movements - an effect obtained by receiving a call on a cellphone set to "vibrate" in one's pocket.

lol

although you cheated unknowingly -I missed out the instructions that only one letter can be added or changed.

We need a word for the mass hysteria that ensues when someone's cellphone beeps/rings and everybody scrambles to see if it's theirs.

that's what I call Singing Handbag Syndrome

How about mobile-ise?

A found a couple more on http://www.themodulator.org

Intaxication Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Foreploy Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.


Not strictly the same, but I've always had a dream of making a meat-flavoured fizzy drink called Lambonade. Boy would it sell...

Go nicely with Lee's unpopular crisps, I should imagine.

How about hysteriactophonia?

OR
Hyperactophonia?