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In case your children ever ask, I have the answer for you - it's Satan. Or at least this guy thinks so -

http//www.av1611.org/othpubls/santa.html

"If the most productive time of salvation are the pre-teen years, and if the pre-teen years are the most vulnerable – does it not stand to reason that Satan would fiercely attack this time? Can we not see the overwhelming evidence of this Satanic attack on our children? From the sexual, sensual music of Britney Spears, or Nsync, to the occult and witchcraft of Harry Potter....."

He can prove it with the Bible. But here's the bit I really like - this guy has so much faith in God that he thinks Santa is real. Then he comes out wit hthis line, "The first major problem in the Santa Claus saga is the person of St. Nicholas. There is very little evidence, if any, that the man St. Nicholas actually existed."

Case closed then.
Wonder how long East17 can resist? ;)

/I always feel like somebody's watching me.....

:lol:

mrbungle2103 @ Tue 05 Dec, 2006 9:41 pm Wrote:
There is very little evidence, if any, that the man St. Nicholas actually existed."


...whereas there is a huge amount of evidence that god exists....... :roll:

So now we know.
well santa ,god the devil MUST exist cus the bible says so .

i quess that says it all then .

if i look hard enought somewhere in the bible verses ill find prove that the easter bunny , lock ness monster, and lepercuans also are real ,im sure of it .

Just like the invisable yellow unicorn who lives at the end of my back yard .
Im santa this sat and the next at petsmart austin 11-4 pm photo with santa only $9.99 money goes to homeless /abused animal shelter .

I know I exist dont need the bible to conform that lol
I see the float bobbing lol
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