11-26-2006, 10:11 PM
11-26-2006, 11:40 PM
I think queen Liz is going to have a test tube baby cos she's so pissed off with Charlie boy and his bit of fluff wished on him by his great great uncle, and then the world will subside into peaceful contentment.
Oh and and someone will attempt to knock off Cheney, hit Bush, and Cheney will commit hari kari in remorse.
Michael Jackson will have a sex change and Jerry Springer will run for president and come a close second.
Ah yes, Pamela Anderson will go for even bigger boobs which will explode on an airplane, the bits will be gathered and auctioned on eBay before anyone realizes it's in bad taste.
And hopefully someone will remove the stick up the butt from the guy who's now running Israel, evan Sharron said he was only a mayor, the war in Lebanon proves he's a town not a country official.
Oh and and someone will attempt to knock off Cheney, hit Bush, and Cheney will commit hari kari in remorse.
Michael Jackson will have a sex change and Jerry Springer will run for president and come a close second.
Ah yes, Pamela Anderson will go for even bigger boobs which will explode on an airplane, the bits will be gathered and auctioned on eBay before anyone realizes it's in bad taste.
And hopefully someone will remove the stick up the butt from the guy who's now running Israel, evan Sharron said he was only a mayor, the war in Lebanon proves he's a town not a country official.
11-27-2006, 07:34 AM
I think we need a new deathlist for the year as of now. I'm gonna nominate Barry Humphreys, Vera from Corrie, Morgan Freeman (that'll be a shocker) and the leaders of both Iraq and Pakistan (that'll be a frikking nightmare).
11-27-2006, 10:07 AM
someone or something will knock of OJ ( I WISH )
They will find jimmy hoffa and discover he has been living as jerry falwell and falwell was the one who disappeared all those years ago .
George bush will declare homesexual marriage legal and runs of with supreme court judge clarence thomas .
comedianne joan rivers has yet another face lift .
the is a revolution in iran and the new govt declares face coverings illegal .in fact they go so progressive that they declare all forms of clothing illegal and report to the un stark nakid .
the jehovers witnesses stop knocking at your door at dinner time and devote all there wealth to charity .
howard stern runs for president and gets to be elected passes a law to give you tax relief if you * love a lesbian and say f**K *at least 3 times each morning .
tom cruise grows a few inches and stops wearing build up shoes .
jesse jackson leans to promounce words like *police*correctly .
elton jones goes straight , tom jones goes gay .
ponnochio comes to life and having been elected to congress grows a nose that sneaks around the house chambers 3 times before vanishing up his own ass .
snow white comes to life and screws every male in sight .
the K.K.K amalgamate with the black panthers and become the C.C.C Coon clux clan
Jesus comes back after all these years sniffs some coke, gets drunk and goes to the bunny ranch where he is shagged to death by two hookers .
They will find jimmy hoffa and discover he has been living as jerry falwell and falwell was the one who disappeared all those years ago .
George bush will declare homesexual marriage legal and runs of with supreme court judge clarence thomas .
comedianne joan rivers has yet another face lift .
the is a revolution in iran and the new govt declares face coverings illegal .in fact they go so progressive that they declare all forms of clothing illegal and report to the un stark nakid .
the jehovers witnesses stop knocking at your door at dinner time and devote all there wealth to charity .
howard stern runs for president and gets to be elected passes a law to give you tax relief if you * love a lesbian and say f**K *at least 3 times each morning .
tom cruise grows a few inches and stops wearing build up shoes .
jesse jackson leans to promounce words like *police*correctly .
elton jones goes straight , tom jones goes gay .
ponnochio comes to life and having been elected to congress grows a nose that sneaks around the house chambers 3 times before vanishing up his own ass .
snow white comes to life and screws every male in sight .
the K.K.K amalgamate with the black panthers and become the C.C.C Coon clux clan
Jesus comes back after all these years sniffs some coke, gets drunk and goes to the bunny ranch where he is shagged to death by two hookers .