11-19-2006, 06:50 PM
Not being a clothes-oriented person, it has taken me this long to realize that there is a brand of clothes aimed at the more mature and more amply cushioned shopper called Sag Harbor. WTF? Clothes for when your boobs finally dock on the flab rolls of your belly? I guess it maybe softens the blow of realizing your shape has gone to hell. Perhaps we should also look out for Varicose Velvet body lotions and Piles Cottage underwear?
And what about when the designer brands catch on? Will we soon see Calvin Decline underpants, for the older gentleman?
Sag Harbor indeed. Who on earth thought that was a good brand name?
And what about when the designer brands catch on? Will we soon see Calvin Decline underpants, for the older gentleman?
Sag Harbor indeed. Who on earth thought that was a good brand name?