British Expatriate Network

The tabloids are having a field day here - lots of "she doesn't have a leg to stand on" headlines and things like that. Very tasteful. Thankfully each tabloid is employing a different reality "celebrity" to say why the reality celeb at the other paper has it all wrong. If you believed everything you read you'd think they both spent their marriages battering each other, sniffing emulsifier and making donkey porn. Kate Moss and Pete Doherty seem like Felicity Kendall and Richard Bryers compared to these two. If this was happening under the eyes of the US media one of them would have been linked to Al Queda by now.

It is interseting to note that the Beatle screwing woman Heather Mills loved seals, and yet lost her legs. I on the other hand, got sick off seal fipper pie and now hate the fat bastards yet I can do the 100 metre dash in 13.5 seconds. I wonder how that sort of thing happens?

I agree Moo, there's no justice in this world.

The bitch wants 100 ml that a lot of money for 4 years knookee, thats over 2thou per bang if he had it every night ..