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I haven't watched a whole lot of television since I've been back in the UK, but I must say that an awful lot of stuff that is supposed to be funny isn't. There seem to be a pile of "My Family" clones which are extremely dire. My Family itself is an exercise in psychological warfare. Clearly the BBC are attempting to lobotomise us all. In fact nearly all of BBC television is cheap reality style tv. Mostly it is cooking - hours and hours of it. Some gardening and house-redecorating shows. ITV though is a non-entity. The only show it has is Coronation Street - everything else is pish.

It must also be considered that The Apprentice is regarded as the best show on television. Which is why I listen to the radio instead.

Unfortunately things that I thought were funny are pretty poor now. Never Mind The Buzzcocks is just pitiful. Bill Bailey is funny on it, but Llamar and Jupitus are horrible. Have I Got News For You is weird - it is still funny but now Ian Hislop is the funny one! Merton is entirely too silly, and they use guests as hosts who are very funny. except Julian Clary who has never been funny. Ever. Hislop has really become an angry satirist - he clearly feels pissed at New Labour.

However, there are a bunch of sketch shows that are absolutely hilarious - very surreal and very very dark. There was one where a doctor was trying to save someone from dying but the electric paddles weren't working. He quickly tells the family that "it's time to try something new. It is experimental. But I think it might just work. I'm going to try wanking on her tits." He then comes back in and says "I'm sorry.....it didn't work." Nonsensical, silly, but pretty off-beat funny.

The last two people I can think of right now are Noel Edmonds and Billy Piper. Both would have been nominated to be ejected into outer-space a few years back. Edmonds is now fronting Deal or No Deal and is regarded as being very very good at it. I can't watch that sort of naff though. Billy Piper plays Dr Who's assistant on...well...Dr Who. I have never watched Dr Who until this series and must say it is pretty good. But the most surprising thing is that Billy Piper, that irritating teenage crap singer, is excellent. Really surprisingly good.

I did try watching Easternders but the first thing I saw was Pauline Fowler discovering that her new boyfriend is actually a bank robber. Too silly so I turned it off. I have watched Neighbours if only for the fluff value. I was surprised to see Paul Robinson back on it - and looking and behaving exactly as he once did.

American shows are on but at the strangest times. Lost is on at at 10pm. Which seems late to me - especially when they do the 2 hour specials. Yes there as many commericals here. It is regarded though as a bad show with good promotion. Other things like My Name Is Earl are on at midnight in the hopes of killing them off. House is on, praised to the heavens, but as it's on late on channel 5 no one sees it. Shite like How I Met Your Mother is coming too. If only the BBC would show Rick Mercer Report, Chilly Beach, The Hotel or some of the other cool shows from the CBC.
"Seinfeld" was on at some dim time on BBC2 when I lived in UK almost a decade ago. I thought (assumed) it was crap and didn't bother trying to watch it.

Then I moved here and it was promoted much differently, on earlier and probably my favourite American show ever.
Noel Edmunds on Deal or No Deal shock shock no way roll

I bet he is no where as good as my man Howie lol

I just love Howie Mandel lol wink
Howie is cool - I wish he still had all that hair tho! and his stand up show was fab.
Seems a shame I really enjoyed TV in the UK when I left.

I just refuse to watch anything with commericals so don't really watch that much here, I cannot be bothered to trawl through the schedule to determine what is worth watching becasue so little is..thats why I have HBO. I realize I must be paying way over the odds as I don't see what is on these billions of channels, but if there is a chance that I get to see Billy Mays one more time....no amount of money is too high.
I'm dumping cable altogether after the World Cup. I already trimmed it down to just the bare digital cable package but although I lost all the music channels (which was really all I liked about it) and all channels beyond 100, I was only saving about $8 a month including taxes.

So time to see how much I "save" when I dump the box and just have the most basic package known to man. I won't miss it and I can't remember the last time I even watched a TV show on cable - probably a month ago or more.
Was I also the only person in the world that didn't know about the "digibox" thing? 40 squid for a box that gives you a digital signal so you can watch slightly more dreaful shows.

I really am astonished by British tv - it seems almost entirely made up of very cheap fluff like game shows, quiz shows, gardening, cooking, and soaps. And now there are more channels every crap star/actor is on tv. I'm actually glad that I don't know what anything is so I can just read more. I've been flying through Toby Litt's novels since getting here.
I'm glad to see someone else share my opinion of Brit tv.
I found it almost intolerable. As a non soap watcher there was no redemption in those.
I was amazed at the number of channels devoted to hour long infomercials. Just as annoying as Billy friggin Mays.
Thanks for the UK update Mr. B.I always tune in to your UK comments.
What about New Tricks? Do you like it?? I have a family member casting on the show, can't say who it is roll Anyway do you like it? When I was there 2 months ago I thought it was a great show, much better than what I get here on T.V. I don't like House, American Idol, 24 ( first show was great, but Jack's resurrection roll ) but I do like LOST and Invasion and HATE Desperate house wives! Seinfeld has some funny episodes, generally speaking I think it is lame...
So a Question for you.....

Is what we get over here "the best of British TV"?

I ask as I remember when American TV was trashed in the UK, you would typically read/hear the byline "and remember we get the best of what they have"

.....or the like.

I ask as Recently Ricky Gervais said something along the lines of British TV was a load of rubbish and American Writing was that much better.

Don't get me wrong, there is plenty of Cr*P turned out here , but do we think the tides have turned that much?

David
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