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......and got a peasant.

I heard on the news that Cheney went hunting for pheasants and got a peasant.
A medical team quickly tended to the wounded man, much to Cheney's disappointment, as the Vice President had already told friends he planned to mount Armstrong's head over the toilet in his upstairs powder room.

If only it had been Bill Clinton then we'd have jokes where he sprays his hunting partner with his shot and she's rushed to the dry cleaners.
I suspect that Cheney is not as evil as he looks, but you have to wonder about the amount of control that he has over Bush.

On 60 Minutes last evening his company Halliburton was identified as biggest player in the Iraq boondoggle. Huge amounts of cash is dissapearing and as usual the US taxpayer foots the bill.

We just voted out a corrupt government, but it pales in comparison to what goes on in this administration.

Pity the US citizens have to wait almost two years before they can be removed.
This incident typifies the rampant inequality in this country. I would quite like to shoot people connected to the Bush administration, but I can’t even get a license!
Still speechless with laughter. Yes I know I shouldn't be. Poor guy, but how funny, the possibilities are endless. Who in their right mind would give Cheney a gun?

/oh that's right, the electorate roll
//yes, I know it isn't funny. Really.
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I might even take a look at the programs for Nancy Grace, Greta etc. to see if they call for an investigation. If it was any of the hoi poloi, they would be investigated for attempted murder, or negligent something or other.

adeshell @ Mon 13 Feb, 2006 9:34 am Wrote:
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Wayne LaPierre declines VP Cheney's invite to go hunting, after presenting him with the NRA's Anti-Gun Attorney Hunting Trophy for 2006

Hot from the presses, Cheney thought he was shooting an Al Qaida operative, but his intelligence was bad.

adeshell @ February 13th 2006, 12:34 pm Wrote:
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With the upper gallery scrambling for cover, the vice president attempted to ascertain which end of the gun one fires from.

i ve been waiting for the jokes to appear didnt take long smile

when i heard he was hunting for quail i wonder if it was dan . lol

adeshell @ Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:34 pm Wrote:
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Rumours of secret "handshakes" and corruption are condemmed as "rubbish" by VP Cheney as he unveils the latest weapon to issued to the US military.

"we have every confideance that this new gun will make us all as rich as the last one" :lol:

Keith @ Mon 13 Feb, 2006 7:25 am Wrote:
I suspect that Cheney is not as evil as he looks


Do a GIS for Darth Cheney...

You know, I know this is silly, but that really is funny. smile
Courtesy of cracked.com...



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