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the frog, from the Muppets is 50. shock
Really?
I thought he'd be about 35

marmitemaniac @ Fri 02 Dec, 2005 Wrote:
the frog, from the Muppets is 50. :shock:
Really?
I thought he'd be about 35


Wow, he's the same age as me. I wonder if I went to school with him :mrgreen: :wink:

Kermit the Frog
Has got a big log
For mucking about with Miss Piggy......


was this song peculiar to my school? I googled the first two lines and found nada.

Variations on the Jesus Christ Superstar them seem to be universal, though.
At my school, it was "Kermit the Frog got smashed in the gob".
Whats green and smells of pork ??

Kermits finger
This was the version at my school

Kermit the frog
Got kicked in the gob
For messing around with Miss Piggy

He pulled down her pants
And had a good glance
And then he got kicked in the willy

Don't ask me how I remembered that! roll lol

Nell @ Fri 02 Dec, 2005 Wrote:
This was the version at my school:

Kermit the frog
Got kicked in the gob
For messing around with Miss Piggy

He pulled down her pants
And had a good glance
And then he got kicked in the willy

Don't ask me how I remembered that!  :roll:  :lol:



Nell, you're grounded you bad girl :evil:

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

cel @ Fri 02 Dec, 2005 9:22 am Wrote:

Nell @ Fri 02 Dec, 2005 Wrote:
This was the version at my school:

Kermit the frog
Got kicked in the gob
For messing around with Miss Piggy

He pulled down her pants
And had a good glance
And then he got kicked in the willy

Don't ask me how I remembered that!  :roll:  :lol:



Nell, you're grounded you bad girl :evil:

:mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:


:oops: Sorry Mum, I'll go was my mouth out with soap :wink: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

The full lyrics to our school's version was something like

Kermit the Frog
Got smashed in the gob
For messing about with Miss Piggy

He pulled down her knicks
And twiddled her t*ts
And now they've got three little piggies......

Whatever the tune was originally, they play it at Home Park as part of the "Songs to get you to leave after the game" compendium which always made me smile.

pilgrim_007 @ Fri 02 Dec, 2005 Wrote:
The full lyrics to our school's version was something like:

Kermit the Frog
Got smashed in the gob
For messing about with Miss Piggy

He pulled down her knicks
And twiddled her t*ts
And now they've got three little piggies......

Whatever the tune was originally, they play it at Home Park as part of the "Songs to get you to leave after the game" compendium which always made me smile.



Another one grounded.......... :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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