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Why are they taking away all our fun?

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"LO-FART BEANS
By John Clare

A SCIENTIST is hoping to start a silent food revolution after producing his first harvest of low-fart beans.

Dr Colin Leakey, 71, has grown six tonnes of the new variety, which he has proved produce less gas when eaten.

His breakthrough comes as food giants Branston and Heinz prepare to go to war over Britain's £250million baked beans market."


I would think that if you were involved in a bean war you'd want to arm your people with as much gas as possible.
Are you sure this scientist doesn't pronounce his name like Colin (Colon) Powell...

Sorry couldn't resist!

And as we've all said since we were kids...

Beans, beans are good for the heart, they make you belch, they make you fart...
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