I stumbled across this helpful site for dealing with every Thanksgiving turkey problem there is. There are nice recipes too.
http//www.cooksillustrated.com/turkeyhelp/
Turducken is a Thanksgiving problem but I don't see it there.
It doesn't tell you what to do when your mum picks up a 19 pound turkey for 5 people! shock
I stumbled across this helpful site for dealing with every Thanksgiving turkey problem there is.
Doesn't help with vegetarians. Or being thoroughly ****ing sick of turkey after three days. :grin: