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That wholesome little Katie Holmes has a bun in th'oven......here



Wonder if she knows she'll have to give birth in total silence, as befits the Scientology crowd????????


You just know that it was a bloke who thought that one up....I mean, squeezing something the size of a basketball through a hole the size of a ping-pong ball and you're meant to not make any noise????? I'd be making a noise alright and it'd end in "off!"



Debs x :smile:

So the Top Gun isn't firing blanks then?

(Must stop reading those "Weekly World News" front pages whilst stood in checkout lines....)

It's the End Times.

/Xenu's coming, look busy!

Oh good. Some overpriviliged little pain in the ass coming into the world. I see why this makes news.

It makes a change from the hundreds of thousands of children born to parents that live on a dollar a day.

Non News scoop o' the day.

So, "Mission Impossible III" isn't the only thing Tom's been shooting lately then!
Don't know who to feel sorrier for, Katie Holmes or the baby. roll