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I'm in!

http//www.shatnerology.com/

"Here at the First Church of Shatnerology, we worship the holy essences of the most benevolent ShatnerBeing! We are transfixed by his magnificent TOUPEE and girth! As you read, you will learn secrets that will change your life!"


God I love the Web.
Shouldn't that be "Shatner, I love the web"?
Does Shatnerology involve sentimental, badly acted pathos-ridden speeches to each other about how where we come from people resolve things peacefully, there's no need to fight etc. followed by some sexist come-ons to women in very skimpy outfits and an invitation to have a quick shag in the sick bay!

If so, I might be in too. wink grin
So it's me, you and Shatner in the sick bay then. Ooer!

mrbungle2103 @ Sun 25 Sep, 2005 Wrote:
So it's me, you and Shatner in the sick bay then. Ooer!

:shock: :grin:

Klingon.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true way.

/any religion with Wiggy Bill is a fast track to the Bad Place.
Turn to page 42 of your hymn books for our opening Psalm - "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"......
Music for the service


http//www.pathcom.com/~boby/lsd.htm

Sorry I couldn't find it full length.

londonsquare @ Mon 26 Sep, 2005 9:49 am Wrote:
Sorry I couldn't find it full length.


That was plenty I think :lol:

If he dies will he return in 3 days ????
More like three seconds John! Beam me - er down - Scotty! grin
Am sure Kellogs Bran Fibre is the breakfast of choice at the church wink
Shatner just had a kidney stone succesfully removed. And now he wants to sell it on eBay. Yay.

http//www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/72162004.htm

mrbungle2103 @ Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:46 pm Wrote:
Shatner just had a kidney stone succesfully removed. And now he wants to sell it on eBay. Yay.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/72162004.htm



Darn :!: I too busy looking at the pictures to read the text, probably just as well :lol:

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