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I got this in my email from "Mr News'/Henry Enright' regards the recent terrorist attacks in London.

British Understatement

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings, thesecurity level has just been raised from 'miffed' to "peeved'. Soon though, the levels may be raised yet again to 'irritated' oreven "a bit cross"!! Londoners have not been a "bit cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorized from "tiresome" to "a bloody nuisance", the last time a "bloody nuisance" warning level was issued was during the great fire in 1666.

Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing their militarycapability.

It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert, the Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "change sides" and "fight eachother".

The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance" to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels, "invade a neighbour" and "invade Russia".

Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone From "isolationism" to "find another oil-rich nation in the middle east ripe for regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "attack the world" and "beg the British for help".

Finally in GB they've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to"make another cup of tea". Their higher levels are "remain resolutely cheerful" and "be a bloody nuisance".

END OF UNDERSTATEMENT
lol lol lol
nice one Bungle
I am three parts English, one part French and I am a naturalised American citizen.

I shall plot revenge for the parts of me that have been made "irritated", bordering on "a bit cross" at the moment.

On a more serious note; the French may not be the wisest or most effective fighters, but cowards they are not. Read the history books.

londonsquare @ Tue 13 Sep, 2005 8:36 am Wrote:
On a more serious note; the French may not be the wisest or most effective fighters, but cowards they are not. Read the history books.


Hear hear but it was a good joke all the same.

londonsquare @ Tue 13 Sep, 2005 7:36 am Wrote:
I shall plot revenge for the parts of me that have been made "irritated", bordering on "a bit cross" at the moment.


You can probably get a topical cream for those irritated parts.

VegasRudeBoy @ Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:37 pm Wrote:

londonsquare @ Tue 13 Sep, 2005 7:36 am Wrote:
I shall plot revenge for the parts of me that have been made "irritated", bordering on "a bit cross" at the moment.


You can probably get a topical cream for those irritated parts.


What do you recommend?

londonsquare @ Tue 13 Sep, 2005 9:33 am Wrote:

VegasRudeBoy @ Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:37 pm Wrote:

londonsquare @ Tue 13 Sep, 2005 7:36 am Wrote:
I shall plot revenge for the parts of me that have been made "irritated", bordering on "a bit cross" at the moment.


You can probably get a topical cream for those irritated parts.


What do you recommend?


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