07-06-2005, 06:45 PM
Red White and Blue jersey leader George W Bush, racing with the C$C team took a spill today when he crashed into a police officer. George was treated immediately by the Whitehouse doctors for cuts, bruises and minor ego damage. The police officer was left for for dead and was later taken to casualty by some demonstrators who cleared fences and minefields at Gleneagles.
The Pelaton, with Tony Blair, naturally, right behind Bush, and was unscathed apart from a few sympathy pains. Rival team, EEC were unable to capitalise on the crash amid internal squabbling between Chirac and Schroder over which fish'n'chip shop to have a slap up victory dinner at. In an exciting sprint finish Vladimir Putin, former member (yeah I believe you wink ) of team KGB made a push for home but was unable to keep up with young upstarts Junichiro Koizumi of team Sushi and italian superstar sprinter Silvio Berlusconi. Putin made a lot of progress but unfortunately his bicycle frame fell apart before the finishline. Belusconi was in the lead when sensationally a rival Inter Milan fan put a firework in his spindles and his bike blew apart. (the Inter fan was given an unconditional discharge and a slap on the wrist for being 'bad' to an AC Milan fan) which lead to Koizumi, who sprinted home in his hybrid bike and was met on the finishline by Paul Martin from team Canuck who was locked out for over 12 months for not racing in Tour De Iraq.
anyway, that was the truth, honest wink
The BBC are running this dull story.....
http//news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4658327.stm
The Pelaton, with Tony Blair, naturally, right behind Bush, and was unscathed apart from a few sympathy pains. Rival team, EEC were unable to capitalise on the crash amid internal squabbling between Chirac and Schroder over which fish'n'chip shop to have a slap up victory dinner at. In an exciting sprint finish Vladimir Putin, former member (yeah I believe you wink ) of team KGB made a push for home but was unable to keep up with young upstarts Junichiro Koizumi of team Sushi and italian superstar sprinter Silvio Berlusconi. Putin made a lot of progress but unfortunately his bicycle frame fell apart before the finishline. Belusconi was in the lead when sensationally a rival Inter Milan fan put a firework in his spindles and his bike blew apart. (the Inter fan was given an unconditional discharge and a slap on the wrist for being 'bad' to an AC Milan fan) which lead to Koizumi, who sprinted home in his hybrid bike and was met on the finishline by Paul Martin from team Canuck who was locked out for over 12 months for not racing in Tour De Iraq.
anyway, that was the truth, honest wink
The BBC are running this dull story.....
http//news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4658327.stm