This stuff is weird, but worth a laugh. Here's a recipe for poached salmon done in the dishwasher!
http//www.surrealgourmet.com/html/recipes/salmon.html
What's so weird about poaching salmon in a dishwasher. I've done it for years. Now poaching salmon with dynamite rather than a line is dreadful, but I knew a bloke who used to. D
Actually, the dishwasher is the best place to cook a whole salmon...double wrap it in plenty of tin foil, use whatever aromatics take your fancy (dill, peppercorns, lime juice, white wine, lemon slices, parsley etc) and run it on a full cycle and it will be done to perfection. My cousin told me how to do this years ago when she worked for a German kitchen appliance firm - it was one of their party tricks at conferences and trade shows! )
I wouldn't recommend washing anything in there at the same time though.
Debs x )
Yep, that's an old trick. Never tried it though -imagine actually having an empty clean dishwasher! lol
Imagine having a dishwasher evil
Actually, the dishwasher is the best place to cook a whole salmon...double wrap it in plenty of tin foil, use whatever aromatics take your fancy (dill, peppercorns, lime juice, white wine, lemon slices, parsley etc) and run it on a full cycle and it will be done to perfection. My cousin told me how to do this years ago when she worked for a German kitchen appliance firm - it was one of their party tricks at conferences and trade shows! :)
I wouldn't recommend washing anything in there at the same time though.
Debs x :)
I've heard of this. But wouldn't the dishwasher smell all fishy afterwards?
Imagine having a dishwasher :evil:
It's easy if you try...
No more need for Fairy
The rubber gloves stay dry
Imagine all the people
loading up their plates......
Imagine there's no drainer,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to soap or rinse for,
No Brillo pads too,
Imagine all the husbands
living life in peace...
Imagine no presoaking,
I wonder if you can,
No need for Atrixo lotion,
Or eating from the pan,
Imagine all the people
Loading up the plates...
You may say Im a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.
lol lol lol
I know of a lady who blanched her brussels in the washing machine, then wondered why it stopped working roll
But double wrapped salmon could work
I nominate Monster for a Grammy next time round. Best Musical Parody. Eat your heart out Weird Al!
I nominate Monster for a Grammy next time round. Best Musical Parody. Eat your heart out Weird Al!
I second. Fabulous stuff!
lol lol lol
Brilliant Monster........new career move maybe????? wink
I know of a lady who blanched her brussels in the washing machine, .....
I know of a lady who blanched her knockers over a pot of boiling spaghetti. :oops: