05-13-2005, 03:53 PM
A couple of days ago Bungle kindly introduced us to the wonderful conservative christian, anti choice, homophobic mule shagger - Neal Horsley.
he's back. It appears that the untamed male libido will naturally try it on with any thing... human, animal, watermelons (if warm) and .... washing machines :o
"COLMES: Have you ever had sex with a washing machine?
HORSLEY: Um, well, haven't ever really thought about it, but the fact of matter is it shakes and there have been times when in reality that would be an option.
Neal Horlsely, everyone's favorite mule-fucking anti-abortion crusader, returns to The Alan Colmes Show to say he's also had sex with men and would possibly consider a "warm watermelon." "
The good news is that Alan Colmes wouldn't want to have sex with a sheet of paper; it might give him a paper cut. :roll:
I've always wondered what really motivates these sex obsessed conservatives... now perhaps we're getting closer to the truth. :D
SNL couldn't do it better - enjoy:
http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesradio/v...-1&wvx-300
http://www.wonkette.com
he's back. It appears that the untamed male libido will naturally try it on with any thing... human, animal, watermelons (if warm) and .... washing machines :o
"COLMES: Have you ever had sex with a washing machine?
HORSLEY: Um, well, haven't ever really thought about it, but the fact of matter is it shakes and there have been times when in reality that would be an option.
Neal Horlsely, everyone's favorite mule-fucking anti-abortion crusader, returns to The Alan Colmes Show to say he's also had sex with men and would possibly consider a "warm watermelon." "
The good news is that Alan Colmes wouldn't want to have sex with a sheet of paper; it might give him a paper cut. :roll:
I've always wondered what really motivates these sex obsessed conservatives... now perhaps we're getting closer to the truth. :D
SNL couldn't do it better - enjoy:
http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesradio/v...-1&wvx-300
http://www.wonkette.com