British Expatriate Network

There is uncontrovertible evidence that bread is the scourge of our society. I suspected as much...

http//www.eskimo.com/~spban/bread.html

I like this one-
"Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!"

The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools. D

"9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person."

This has to be true as it happened to me after moving to this country as I rarely ate bread before coming here.
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

I'm scared that Her might be a toast fiend.

Oh the shame...

Better Bread than Dead...... o

So in Colonial America, did Paul Revere shout "The Breadcoats are coming"?

/and yes, I know he didn't actually complete his ride. He had good PR.