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i was looking for something else entirely when this came up on Google. I confess to actually feeling happy that this pillock had a horrible time in Europe.

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2...39245.html

With turnips like this milling about Europe it isn't hard to see where stereotypes come from. The key to this idiot is, when talking about Europe je says "I would rather shoot myself than ever return to that godforsaken country."

Spanner.
I can't get to it through the company firewall. It's been categorized as "Hate Speech". o
" I expected sophistication, fine wines, stimulating conversation and highbrow culture."

yes, which is why you went to Garage clubs and red light districts.

wanker.
Looking at some of his other postings you've got to wonder if this character is actually a brit and this is just one big, not terribly funny, joke.

He calls someone a tosser. How many Americans do you know that use that word? There are other indications in there too.
In one of his other 'essays" he seems to be supporting paedophilia. Nice guy.
He has another piece, also not very funny, trashing brits. http//www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2002.9.7.231542.2185.html

Funnier is this comment responding to the piece.

"If any American wishes to see sport at its finest they could do no worse than to go and watch a Millwall FC home game.

You should turn up early for the game and spend an hour drinking in one of the local pubs with the locals. Obviously you will probably not know the names of the Millwall players but you should be able to swot up on the current results of Manchester United, most football fans love talking about Man U and as Millwall and Manchester United are in different football leagues there is no rivalry between them.

By the end of the hour you'll have had an experience of a lifetime."

Also, scan down for the Anonymous Reader response turning it back on Americans. Quite good.
8) Yea had to laugh at it. Maybe he should just stop travelling. Bet he has never left the US. Its just sh#t he's picked up lol.
Would love to see what parts of the country he had been in. You have to admit, there are some pretty bad area's , but the same can be said for here. lol
"...Welsh band 'The Pogues'"? o
what a dick!
One day this dick will wake up with a smile on his face and promtly go back to bed thinking he is sick ....

we only live once, he will die one day having *missed it *
) Did you read his guide

according to him 70% of UK males are gay. Talks about cost, what about the pound is stronger than the dollar, so the dollar is worth shit.

Now I am getting pissed. I cannot believe he had even the education to be a so called international businessman.

I wonder where this joker is from. Bet some place up in those mountains where you marry your sister etc .


Thinking about sending something to this ass
You don't think the majority of that "guide" was written by a Brit having a crack, then?
...if it wasn't so depressingly unoriginal it might've been funny.

monster Wrote:
...if it wasn't so depressingly unoriginal it might've been funny.


Good point.

What a toss munch.

I found it pretty funny actually. I'm sure many Americans would do the same stuff, have the same experience and think the same. Like Manc said, went to all the right places.
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