Absolutely hysterical. Probably only for adults tho.
http//www.ironhymen.com/boysprivates.asp
Up until the moment in your wedding when he says "I do," a boy's privates sport a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax – for which, apparently, only Ann Coulter has developed the antibodies.
Fantastic stuff. lol