8) I thought I would post a light hearted item.
We have all read those stories of people that have been told to shut their windows for being loud and noisy during sex, but have you had to deal with something along the same lines lol.
I have once. When I first moved over here we lived in an apartment, down stairs. I was woken at 2 am by this strange noise . I sat there and woke the wife. "hay what do you think that is". It was like a jack hammer. he was really going for it and then stopped for a couple of minutes and started again. That was it I had to shout "go on son" and both me and the wife just rolled around laughing.
The couple upstairs did not look us in the face for weeks lol
We have all read those stories of people that have been told to shut their windows for being loud and noisy during sex, but have you had to deal with something along the same lines lol.
Yes. My mom and stepdad. :o :-? :-?
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I walked in on my step-mum-to-be giving my dad a blowjob when I was about 15.
Yep, same scenario as you, Goose, lower level apartment with a couple of 'bunnies' upstairs. P Jackhammer is puting it mildly! Unfortunately, my husband was on deployment at the time, so I was giggling away to myself. However, after they'd been at it for over an hour it just wasn't funny any more (I had to get up for work at 4am), so I banged on the ceiling with a broom and that stopped them in their tracks. Bet they just loved me! ) They could never look me in the eye after that.......but they never woke me again either. wink
I walked in on my step-mum-to-be giving my dad a blowjob when I was about 15.
OMG! :o :o How awful....for all of you! Bet that made her choke! :lol:
I don't believe she noticed.......
...well not until I announced loudly that I needed help with my pastry in the kitchen....but it could wait...... D
She turned up in the kitchen in record time only too (unusually) willing to help with my baking problems! lol
We have all read those stories of people that have been told to shut their windows for being loud and noisy during sex, but have you had to deal with something along the same lines lol.
Yes. My mom and stepdad. :o :-? :-?
:x
Oh man... you must have some serious issues.
Havnt had that problem .
If i did id creep up to the room where it was happening to watch ..being the deviant i am D D D D D D D
So I did hear someone in the closet that night! evil
So I did hear someone in the closet that night! :evil:
Yes but did you see the hidden camera ????/ :) :)
Oh man... you must have some serious issues.
What issues?
I'm used to it. :-? It's not a particularly good experience, but there's nothing I can do about it.. :-?
What issues?
Well, I'm glad you don't have any issues to reconcile, Dan, 'cos I have to admit my 15yr old son walked in on my husband and me fairly recently and I'd hate to think he was maimed for life. :wink: We were in a 2 bed-roomed hotel suite that unfortunately had only one bathroom, which was in our room. Off we went to our respective rooms one night and half an hour later son knocks on our door, while simultaneously opening the door(!!) and asks, "Can I come in to use the bathroom?" We both screeched, "Nooooooo!" but it was too late. :roll: All we heard was him tripping over his feet and his spluttered exclamations ("OMG....Sorry....I'll use the bathroom downstairs .....Sorry....Bye....Sorry!") as he hastily closed the door and bolted. We were in hysterics! :lol: Next morning at breakfast son says, "I'm traumatized for life. That was embarassing". Husband says, "Yeah? Well I'm now deformed for life. Next time remember, no means no!". We still laugh about it, although my son doesn't laugh quite as loud as us. :P
Oh Ellie that made day lol lol
Cant say I'v had that problem, but when the older kids were with us(Now 29,26,24) as little 3 yearolds wandered straight in we would just pretend we were making'tents' wink
That backfired once when they all screamed and climbed in with us. roll