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I'm pretty insulted by the admin's current push for abstinence-only sex education. Someone else has kindly set up the website that I imagine wouldn't be too far off.

http//www.sexisforfags.com/

I like the testimonials myself-

Bert F. "My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims (I like to snap into them!). The one thing that won't EVER go into my body? Girl slime!"

Zach P. "Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!
Put bromide into the water supply say I! Only let married people buy bottled water. Problem solved.
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