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http//www.starcantdead.com/sketches/kissinghanksass.mov
p.s I forgot to say, it takes a few minutes to load but just when you think its never going to appear - hey presto!

Does anyone know who the opening and closing music is by, I really like it.
Well, I waited for a punchline that never came but the theme has a certain ironic religious logic lol

BTW Thought I was the only person from Milton Keynes here, glad too see you made it out aswel..
Finally got to see this - having swithed to a computer with Quicktime.

Good until the end... slightly wierd then.

Should save and play to the PTA when little wonder gets older... just in case they have any creationist tendencies wink

No doubt 'hank' in the form of the IT police will be on to me any moment.
It was a bit longer than I thought it would be but I thought it was very good, but then I'm a heathen wink

By the way Debs, I thought recognised the tune and I thought it was from Reservoir Dogs and after a little hunting, it's called "Little Green Bag" by George Baker Selection and it is indeed from Reservoir Dogs.

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Well done Nellie Wellie, I should have known you'd be able to "Name that tune" for me, that's double bonus points to you!

Thanks, and bagsy your on my team for the next round.

Mitch Wrote:
Well, I waited for a punchline that never came but the theme has a certain ironic religious logic :lol:

BTW Thought I was the only person from Milton Keynes here, glad too see you made it out aswel..


I think the punchline was on the guys computer screen at the end - although I thought that was where they were just trying to be too clever.

The rest of it I loved.

Yes indeed, you are not the only one from Concrete cow land (actually there is another CT/MK poster but he isn't around much these days).

So where abouts in MK are you from? I'm too old to actually be from MK, I'm London born, then lived in Buckinghamshire and Bedfordshire. Chackmore, Woburn Sands, Aspley Guise, Great Linford. Spend a few months in Bletchley (yuck, although I bet its dead posh now) and Bradvile sorry I meant Bradville no, no I was right the first time :lol:

I always say I'm from MK cos Brits are so mean about it. :lol:

Deborah Wrote:
.........I always say I'm from MK cos Brits are so mean about it. :lol:


:lol: My SIL moved down there to start a new job. Hated the place so much she moved back to Scotland within 4 months and now says she'll never move to England again!! :o

That's what MK will do to you :wink: :lol:

Nell Wrote:

Deborah Wrote:
.........I always say I'm from MK cos Brits are so mean about it. :lol:


:lol: My SIL moved down there to start a new job. Hated the place so much she moved back to Scotland within 4 months and now says she'll never move to England again!! :o

That's what MK will do to you :wink: :lol:


This is exactly the kind of MK bashing I'm talking about.

(I must admit its not exactly my first choice for where to live but its not as bad as "outsiders" make out, its a local place for locals)

Deborah Wrote:

Nell Wrote:

Deborah Wrote:
.........I always say I'm from MK cos Brits are so mean about it. :lol:


:lol: My SIL moved down there to start a new job. Hated the place so much she moved back to Scotland within 4 months and now says she'll never move to England again!! :o

That's what MK will do to you :wink: :lol:


This is exactly the kind of MK bashing I'm talking about.

(I must admit its not exactly my first choice for where to live but its not as bad as "outsiders" make out, its a local place for locals)


Get orf moi laaaaaaaaand

I thought the film was good, but not very informative.

Although the two gentlemen were not bad at explaining, albeit nervously, about Hank's list of rules, (which I heartily agreed with), it then did not explain how we too could place our lips, literally or by proxy, on or around Hank's posterial region, or any further information about how we could participate in this exciting new venture.

One part I did ideologically disagree with was Hank giving us a million dollars. I mean, surely it's us who should be giving lump sum payments to Hank. After all, it's the least we could do for someone who's always right. Maybe we could erect big stone buildings to worship Hank in and pay for those too. Just a thought.

I mean there wasn't even a 1-800 number at the end or a voice telling us how to order. I do feel let down.

Deborah Wrote:
(I must admit its not exactly my first choice for where to live but its not as bad as "outsiders" make out, its a local place for locals)


'A local place for local people.....'

adeshell Wrote:

Deborah Wrote:
(I must admit its not exactly my first choice for where to live but its not as bad as "outsiders" make out, its a local place for locals)


'A local place for local people.....'


:lol: Good to see there are fellow League of Gentlemen fans here! I have a terrible time at work because the shop is in a tourist town, I am often asking people "are you local" my similarity to Tubs is most alarming.

Lee Wrote:
I thought the film was good, but not very informative.

Although the two gentlemen were not bad at explaining, albeit nervously, about Hank's list of rules, (which I heartily agreed with), it then did not explain how we too could place our lips, literally or by proxy, on or around Hank's posterial region, or any further information about how we could participate in this exciting new venture.

One part I did ideologically disagree with was Hank giving us a million dollars. I mean, surely it's us who should be giving lump sum payments to Hank. After all, it's the least we could do for someone who's always right. Maybe we could erect big stone buildings to worship Hank in and pay for those too. Just a thought.

I mean there wasn't even a 1-800 number at the end or a voice telling us how to order. I do feel let down.


:lol: Good points!

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