British Expatriate Network

If you remember, awhile ago I was at a wedding that saw fit to play "She Think's My Tractor's Sexy," "Jesus And Momma," and Mark Almond's "Tainted Love" during the reception. So I was hoping to hear what you think are the candidates for the worst songs that could be played during a wedding. Simple mindless and silly fun.

Billy Ray Cyrus - Achey Breakey Heart
Phil Collins - She's An Easy Lover
Bert From Sesame Street - Rubber Ducky
GreenDay - All By Myself
Sir Mix-Alot - Baby Got Back
Michael Bolton - Can I Touch You There?
America - Horse With No Name
Peter Frampton - I'm In You
Chris de Burgh - Lady In Red
Alice Cooper - Only Women Bleed
MC Hammer - Pumps And A Bump
Wasp - F%$k Like A Beast
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round
Doors - The End
Rolf Harris - Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport
Michael Jackson Pretty Young Thing (jeez...)

and if the name fits -
Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen

Achey-Breakey Heart was Number 1 at the time of our wedding - the only reason it was not played is that hubby threatened to leave if he heard it! the same applied to the Birdie Song - only it would have been me to leave in that case.

Paradise By The Dashboard Lights - Meatloaf

D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

Your cheating heart .
Honky tonk women.
These shoes are make for walking .
Are you lonesome tonight .
Crying in the chapel.

Smack my B*tch Up - The Prodigy
The Chicken Song - Spitting Image
Oh What a Lonely Boy