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You now finally have a cast iron excuse and a reason to feel superior..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jht...ortal.html

"It is news guaranteed to raise a cheer among those who enjoy a glass or two: drinking half a bottle of wine a day can make your brain work better, especially if you are a woman.

Research to be published tomorrow by academics at University College London has found that those who even drink only one glass of wine a week have significantly sharper thought processes than teetotallers."


Time to get sloshed.
What about a whole bottle?

Ameriscot Wrote:
What about a whole bottle?


Bloody genius... :D

And a bottle and a half? 8)
Einstein was under the table most of the time. In fact, he discovered relativity after a particularly heavy binge....
I'm not telling you what I've discovered after a particularly heavy binge!! o

Debs x lol
But it will shorten your life expectancy,

Minimum mortality index is achieved at about 1 unit a day, 2-3 units is about the same as none.

I read it in a book once roll

Beest Wrote:
But it will shorten your life expectancy,

Minimum mortality index is achieved at about 1 unit a day, 2-3 units is about the same as none.

I read it in a book once :roll:


But at least you can die happy... :D

Beest Wrote:
But it will shorten your life expectancy,

Minimum mortality index is achieved at about 1 unit a day, 2-3 units is about the same as none.

I read it in a book once :roll:


Have you started looking for your next wife?

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