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Leslie Ash seems to be recovering from an unknown infection related to her hospitalisation for a broken rib and punctured lung. The article seems to gloss over how she acquired these injuries in the first place, but mentions that her hubby is an ex soccer star a few times, so I'm fishing for stereotypes thinking "did he beat her?" o

......... Just read the last paragraph lol
I saw this last week or whenever it happened. Sounds highly suspicious to me.

How exactly does one break a rib on a bedside table during sex anyway? o
P'raps they were shuffling about a bit, trying different positions.

kentgirl Wrote:
How exactly does one break a rib on a bedside table during sex anyway? :o


Bonking in a strange bed?

A smaller bed than usual?

With bedside tables where normally there's a chair?

A nice soft padded chair

With handcuffs

?

..........

8)

kentgirl Wrote:
How exactly does one break a rib on a bedside table during sex anyway? :o


Having a knee slide on a satin bedsheet causing both partners to slip...

or so I've heard... :oops:

Live in fear of having to ask children to call 911 due to spasm causing inability to separate a la Jackie Collins novel o

That's my excuse anyway ;)

8)
Shows how out of touch with brit personalities i am .i dont even know who she is

JohnA Wrote:
Shows how out of touch with brit personalities i am .i dont even know who she is



:oops: Glad it's not just me John!!

There has been speculation for ages that Lee Chapman has been prone to beat her up often.
Caroline Quinten blew the whistle on it apparently when they were doing Men Behaving Badly together.
Hmmmm

You'd certainly need a diverting story if you were trying to cover up the umpteenth beating. I hope she bloody well leaves him this time if he did hit her. And preferably have him charged too.
Still dont know who the f**k she is .

JohnA Wrote:
Still dont know who the f**k she is .

Join the club, John. :-?

P'raps she wasn't looking where she was going with those two bags on her head....
lol

For those having difficulty with who she is, here's a radical suggestion Click on the link and find out! o

P
For John, Elaine and Britarm

She's the blonde one.

She was in 'CATS EYES' and 'Men behaving badly' and also 'Where the heart is'. She had an unfortunate bit of lip surgery last year which lead her to be known as 'Trout Pout' in the press.

Hope that's some help :D
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