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Are you worried about the future?
Let's face it, we're not getting any younger and we all have to
think about our lavish lifestyles, after our careers are over.


- Are you over 33?
- Are you well past your best?
- Are you looking for an easy life?


Then You Are Eligible For the Spurs Life Plan!! We pay you £30,000
a week, there's a pointless medical, and no sales person will call (well
you might get a shot in the private plane). CALL NOW! There's a FREE
house, luxury car and limitless golf at some of England's finest courses. Don't take our word for it, read these recommendations by some of our
satisfied clients

"When I'm no longer playing, I know my family will be financially
secure" Gus, London

"I recommend the Spurs Life Plan to all my family" Christian, London

"The Spurs plan supplemented my pension, just when I thought it was
too late" Dean R London.

"The generosity of the Spurs plan is unmatched in the world of
pension finance. It was the best move we ever made" Jamie and Louise,
Essex

"Even when everyone said I was too old, Spurs were prepared to
supplement my pension with an outrageous offer" Mauricio, Buenos Aires.

"Despite being permanently injured, I was still eligible for the
Life Plan-year after year" Darren, Watford.

"Tottingham is for me! I'm doing it" Ossie, Swindon.

So don't sit there worrying about the future-RELAX-That phone will
ring!! Spurs life plan is regulated by D Levy and his pals at the bank,
and is funded by the 30,000 who have invested in the "THFC Season Ticket" pyramid scam over the last 10 years.

This one obviously lost thousands in the pyramid scam.
Oh be quiet the both of you x
We'll see you two outside the gates. evil
I have said many times before, there is no choice about being a Spurs supporter, you are or you are not. If you are then you have to suffer the slings and arrows and all that stuff. Now Spurs have reached their usual middle of the table, we are not going to win anything, but we are not going to be relegated position I can relax. Things are back to normal.

Being a Spurs supporter is a test of character, if you can survive a Spurs season you can survive anything.

Bring back Martin Chivers and Jimmy Neighbour !!!
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