Just been listening to Thin Lizzy and some of their lyrics are absolute tosh,
"Tonight there's going to be a jailbreak
somewhere in this town"
... the jail would probably be a fair bet I suppose roll
lol I find most songs are best not analysed.
I like the synthesised instruments on "Idiot Country" on the self-titled album Electronic but the lyrics are complete bollox.
"My name is not important, it's a signal, a sign
It means I'm doing what I do because I do it all the time..." etc.
Plastic Bertrand has some particularly fine examples...
How about?
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon,
you come and go, you come and go.
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream,
red gold and green, red gold and green.
Seeing as they air Coldplay non-stop on the radio I've come to notice that Chris Martin is a crap lyricist. Just horrendously dull.
But, I'm partial to the excellent Reef lyrics
When I was younger than now I am,
I liked swimming so I swam.
And I'm always amazed people find stumpy white-boys trying to be "down" like Limp Bizkit at all entertaining. For example
"I'll take the counterfiet and pop his ass like a zit."
Truly a poet. But my all time favorite bad lyrics are Kenny chesney with "she Think's My Tractor's Sexy"
"She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy"
Priceless.
Love Plastic Bertrand!!!!! :D
"Wham bam, mon chat Splash, gites sur mon lit a buffet ca longue en bouvant trop mon whiskey....."
Debs x :D
Whooo-ooo-ooo-oooh! Ca plane pour moi!!! D
Toto lyrics are pretty bad too.....
"...mount kilimanjaro rises like an empress over the serengeti..."
and that's supposed to rhyme too! -?
My candidate for the worst rhyming, Steve Miller's 'Take The Money And Run'
Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
He ain't going to let those two escape justice
He makes his livin' off other people's taxes.......
Some how I forgot the excellent Detachable Penis. roll
This one is really bad, just listened to it on the oldies station,
Good Morning Starshine...
..................
Gliddy glub gloopy,
Nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba nabba
Le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song.
roll roll roll D
Gliddy glub gloopy,
Nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba nabba
Le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song.
Music by the Teletubbies, words by Bill and Ben! :lol:
Debs x :)
Some how I forgot the excellent Detachable Penis. :roll:
Oh yes, King Missile. A great tune.
[quote]Gliddy glub gloopy,
Nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba nabba
Le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song.
Music by the Teletubbies, words by Bill and Ben! :lol:
Debs x :)[/quote
:lol: :lol: :lol: excellent Debs
Dont know what they were on when they wrote that but I guess it worked at the time :roll:
How about?
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon,
you come and go, you come and go.
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream,
red gold and green, red gold and green.
Boy george was a heroin addict when he wrote that . Bearing that in mind it makes perfect sense!! :)