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If you could combien 2 films what would they be, here are a few to start

The Magnificent Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Charles Bronson alternatively dances and shoots his way through seven weddings. John Sturges directs; and sings.

Von Ryan's Midnight Express

Frank Sinatra leads a train load of escaping allied prisoners over the Alps only to get arrested by Turkish border guards. Once in prison, he gets addicted to drugs and Trevor Howard accuses him of conspiring with the enemy

Saving Private Ryans Daughter

In which theAmerican army (due to bad luck and fog) storm ashore in Western Ireland instead of JUNO. They convert to Catholisism and marry local girls

Saturday Night Fever Pitch

Balding John Travolta puts on his Arsenal shirt and dances the night away (until 10.30 when he has to go home to watch match of the day)

Rocky IV Weddings & A Funeral

Hugh Grant stars as the heavyweight champion of the world. Nuff said

That would be Omaha - Juno was a Canadian landing beach.

Ironically, Omaha Beach in France wasn't suitable for filming SPR so they DID storm ashore in Ireland but in south-east Ireland, rather than western :wink:

DEBBIE DOES CASABLANCA .

Debbie sucks and fucks her way thou all the customer at Ricks Cafe and the Blue Parrot while Rick Blaine ,Elsa lund , Victor laszlo make up their minds who is going to fly on the plane..

Inspector Ranault says behind to get serviced by debbie. D

MORE 2 FILMS R RATED .

LA GAGE AUX FOLLIES REAR WINDOW .

Two gay nightclub owners get thier life turned upside down when ones son gets married in the meantime they look at each others rear window.

HAIR VAGINA MONALOGUES .

A bunch of hippy dance ,sing and take of thier clothes, while talking about hairy vaginas .


SHAFT THE NUNS STORY .
A sister in a cloistered convent in the belgian congo is doing her best to be a good nun while being shafted by a black private eye sex machine . D D D D D

lol

Good ones John

How about...

Free Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory - Chocolate-coated killer whales....whatever next???

Black Hawk Watership Down - A group of American rabbits battle for survival as they are hunted by drugged-up Somali warlords. A real tear-jerker

Snow White and the Seven Samurai - After waking up from a long sleep Snow White takes revenge on her wicked step-mother by sending 7 rabid, Samurai Warriors on her.

Das Boot Hill - War weary huns navigate across the Atlantic, pursued by motley assortment of cowboys and circus performers.

2010 Commandments - SciFi sequel to 2001 Commandments. Hal Moses the computer gets carried away with his desire to lead the children of Israel to safety.

Flashdances With Wolves - The story of one man's struggle to succeed as a freeform dancer during the American Civil War

Memphis Belles Of Saint Trinians - WWII US bomber crash-lands in the grounds of an English girls' school. Matthew Modine sticks his hand up Alistair Sim's skirt with hilarious consequences.