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Anyone else addicted already besides me? The auditions last night in Houston were bloody awful, but funny as all get out. They had over 10,000 people show up, but only 13 made it to the next level o

The funniest had to be the young guy from Hong Kong singing "I can't help Farring in Ruv with you" lol


Even after watching season 1 & 2, it still amazes me that so many people think they have talent when they can't even sing in tune!

My hubby thinks it's all dumb, but I am highly entertained by it all! D

I love it too, Elaine! It is so cringingly funny during this first part of the competition - I just can't help watching! o

Apparently they are showing it at the same time in the UK too. My mum is an addict. D

Debs x )

Isn't it the funniest thing on TV! What makes me laugh (and cringe of course!) is how deadly serious they all are - I love the way that they all like to start with a speech about "how they are here to share their love with the world!". Great!

The funniest last night was when that really rotten lad threw the water over Simon...priceless! Not sure I can wait for next week's installments....

Yep, love it too.

I thought that guy from Hong Kong was hilarious Elaine.

One thing I'm not so keen on is they are more and more doing the such obvious set-ups like go to the mall and sing etc. Not sure why, but I don't like it.

It's the arrogance of loads of these people - they genuinely think they're fantastic when clearly they're not. Great TV D

Nell, it was nice though to see Justice being done at the mall last night....that girl was an idiot!

I know Paula was out with the flu for the most part last night, but have you noticed they have her being a more aggessive and outspoken this season? She was way too polite before and I think that's why Simon bore the brunt of the hate from everyone. They prolly went away thinking "Paula loves me, it's just that A-hole Simon". Having said that, I love Simon's honesty, but he really doesn't have to be quite SO rude! -?

Paula was definately too nice before and I had noticed her being a bit more fiesty. But I like Simon. I think he's funny and usually right in what he says to the contestants. I think his really rude comments are usually to boost up the ratings as that's what everybody always talks about.

God I'm coming across as a real cynic here o

And I have to agree, that girl in the mall was awful.

But I love it all D

Had to watch 'The Apprentice' instead last night. At last dopey Sam's gone...

Oh Adeshell, I was going to watch the repeat on Saturday... now I know what happens (

Ah well, he lasted longer than I thought he would.....

Ooops, sorry :( Still it was kind of obvious though. I'm sure they got a load of dopey guys and really good women....women aren't really that good are they...? :D

You'd better watch yourself matey.... :P

No matter how awful anyone is for this season, no one will be as bad as the legend that is.....Keith.

Remember him!? I can't get his huge woolly jumper out of my head.

Keith!! "Like a Virgin....." That is classic TV for sure. Scary man.

Go Scooter Girl!

You can see that "like a virgin" video on Ifilm.com - it's hysterical!

Started watching this the other night. Found it so funny but I don't expect it to stay that way as they narrow down the crowds. .... Now I'm hooked...

Has the guy lost loads of weight? Can't remember his name is it Randy?