So what would you order for your final tea if you were on death row?
Mine would be
Starter Caspian Sea beluga caviar
Main Full English breakfast
Sweet Treacle pudding with school custard
Pre starters.... champagne, cheesey gruyere puff balls and prawns, like the put a shrimp on the barbie kind with hot sauce.
Starter, lobster tail, bitter herb salad, bottle of chablis
main course, duck breast, fresh garden peas and/or green beans(blue lake of course) with a nice claret, oh and maybe new potatoes with mint
sweet, cheesecake with fresh cream and blueberries
cheese, stilton, runny camembert and a very good aged port with a nice cup of Colombian to wash it down.
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An everlasting gobstopper.
An everlasting gobstopper.
I'd rather die! Ugh.
I wouldn't want to eat anything I don't think.
Inspired by King of the Hill?
I would eat a big greasy fry up, pile on the bangers and bacon (as long as they were British or Danish). And mashed potatoes on the side.
I'd have........
4 pappadoms with mango chutney
2 onion bjagees.
Beef Vindaloo
Pilau Rice
Keema Naan.
Well gives you a reason to shìt yourself anyways.
For starters
Three pints of Bateman's XXX and a couple of Camel Lights.
Second starter
More Bateman's followed by another couple of Camel Lights and a decent sausage sarnie made with Lincolnshire sausage with a fried egg on top. And a Camel Light.
Main course
Bateman's XXX with a side of Internationale tequila, a Camel Light, and a full roast beef slap-up feast with all the trimmings and then some.
Followed by more tequila and ciggies.
Pudding
A half-dozen Snickers ice-cream bars, more tequila and a big old Cohiba Cuban cigar.
Then just leave me in the cell with the beer and cigarettes. After all that beer I will be invincible and Ol' Sparky won't be able to hurt me.
According to the Texas Department of Criminal Justice (and believe me - these guys know what they are talking about!), condemned prisoners can have anything they want, and it's all-you-can-eat but it has to be available in the prison kitchen, so some of you would be out of luck on your requests.
I also heard that most prisoners do eat their last meal, having come to terms with their fate which happens 2 hours later in Texas.
How about this for a last meal
Six pieces of french toast with butter and syrup, six barbecued spare ribs, six "well-burnt" pieces of bacon, four scrambled eggs, five "well-cooked" sausage patties, french fries with ketchup, three slices of cheese, two pieces of yellow cake with chocolate fudge icing and four cartons of milk - as enjoyed by Richard Beavers, executed in 1994.
He left nothing on his plate either!
Filet Mignon
Garlic mashed potatoes
A bottle of Chateau Neuf Du Pape
Warm Apple Pie and Cinnamon Ice Cream
I don't think you can have booze.
They want you to know all about it when they kill you.
Actually the killing part has even become part of the PC agenda - all death chambers in Texas must be fitted with air conditioning.
I don't think you can have booze.
They want you to know all about it when they kill you.
So in theory right, I could request a tankerload of Newcastle Brown? That would keep me out of the chair?
Not allowing booze? Now that's harsh. C'mon, who hasn't woken up, thought "Oh gods, I want to die" and lied there whimpering? Now you'd be quite happy to go to the chair.