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I want a garbage premiership XI

thrown a few corkers in there for starters.

Boogers (West Ham)
Mark Crossley (Forest)
Dia (Southampton, and he really was Dia)
William Prunier (Man U)
Ray Ransen (Man City)
Thomas Brolin (Leeds)
Ramon Vega (Spurs)

who else?
Gilles Grimandi (even ArseAnal supporters think he sucks donkey balls)
Justin Edinbugh (Even Spurs fans thought he sucked donkey balls)
Jamie Lawrence (once played for Leicester and was toilet)
Chris Kiwomya (ArseAnal once signed him from Birmingham I think)
Paulo Tramezzani (Another Spurs great)
Jordi Cruyff (Relied on the name & couldn't even score in Man U team)
Cobi Jones (Was once crap for Coventry)
Jason Dozzel (Wanted to BE Glen Hoddle but ws far from it)

As a Spurs fan, I wholeheartedly agree on Vega.....I was excited at first when I'd heard we'd signed the guy out of Pulp Fiction lol

Boogers should play in the USA, would have an apt name here.
I agree on Jordi Cruyff, he was pants.

Is it a coincidence that Christian Gross brought that wankers into the Spurs squad?
No, Christian Gross was actually on the ArseAnal payroll and was a kind of double agent sent to sabotage the Spurs squad.....it worked, look how it's impacted our squad over the years, we're well behind and the re-bulding is still going on!
Hmm....

Massimo Taibi
Torben Piechnik
Carlton Palmer
Justin Edinburgh (Saib, Berti, haha)
Gary Breen
Wes Brown
Phil Babb
Michael Dubbery
Geoff Thomas
Thomas Brolin
Branco
Daniel Amokachi
Ade Akinbiyi
Samassi Abbou
Andrea Silenzi (the best striker Italy have!)
Finidi George
Stephane Guivarch
and of course...Pineapple Head himself.
All of Sunderland last year.



And Luther Blisset was awesome for AC Milan
Yeah, Jason Lee!

I must take issue with you on Moussa Saib, he was a quality player that just never got a fair chance.....you're right about Berti though, he really was rubbish.
No doubt he's a quality player but he stank at Spurs. I mean Veron stank for half his first year and he's one of the best in the world.
Stank because he never got on the pitch and even when he did it was only for like 10 minutes right at the end or something like that.
I'm sure Saib would have done well if they'd played him - look at him everywhere else he's been.

Which begs the question - why do managers spend untold millions on players they dont play?
Like I said above; they must be double-agent managers paid by rival clubs )
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